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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Art Dump - Head Cheeze

Hey gang, figured I'd go ahead and dump some art here from an old fanzine I was working on called HEAD CHEEZE, which was before CROPSY'S CRYPT.  Most of the artwork for it was lost in a fire, but it might still see the light of day but as a sort of ongoing fevered dream funnybook strip...enjoy my crap!

Sunday, January 27, 2013

JAWS of HORROR!

These look goregasmic!  Best rag ever?

I am on the prowl for these bad boys.  If anyone sees a copy let me know!


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Space Jacque - A continuing space odyssey...

One of my ideas for this blog was to do more funnybook material not necessarily suited for the more cinema minded CROPSY'S CRYPT.  I love EERIE comics and all those strange pulp stories of yesteryear, so I thought I'd take a stab at whipping up something in line with those weird and wonderful tales of science gone amok.  SPACE JACQUE is also influenced by the movie ALIEN and the "Space Jockey" found there.  So without further adeau....introducing the strange tale of the SPACE JACQUE!

Space Jacque –

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I have stood upon the fiery molten oceans of distant quasars and have threaded through black holes large enough to swallow entire galaxies.

I’ve spun my interstellar warp drive through the universe, exploring the cosmic plane of infinity since your primitive planet was nothing but another molten rock spinning through space in the chaotic dance of the cosmos with dreams of being something more.

I am a bioengineer; a creator of life hurdling my sacred seed through the vastness of space.  I bring the light of sentient thought to the void; I carry the torch of hope for all organic matter.

I engineer planets capable of sustaining life, ever hopeful that one of my experiments will yield the next super civilization and succeed where my species has utterly failed.

My race is all but extinct.  Evolution is at a stand still.  I have not seen one of my brethren for millennia, yet still I push on.  The mission is all that matters.

Some cycle I will create a sentient species capable of saving this universe from folding in on itself during the Big Crunch, when all the subatomic particles have lost their kinetic energy, and the universe as we know it begins contracting back into singularity.

But until that cycle comes I will race through the cosmos, searching, seeking, experimenting, cataloging, and evaluating all biological forms, for I serve a greater purpose; the salvation of our entire dimension. 

Stay tuned to find out more about the adventures of SPACE JACQUE!


 
  

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Mephisto's Child


Welcome to the new BLOODY PULP blog spot, the sleazy sister site to CROPSY'S CRYPT blog and fanzine.  Here we will dissect bloody horror comics and neo-pulp heros, villains, and anything in between.  Basically this site will focus on fiendish funnybook material not appropriate for the more cinema-centric CROPSY'S CRYPT blog, as well as display some of my shitty art.  Drawings and sketches by the ole cryptkeeper will maybe/possiblely be eventually published in the CROPSY'S CRYPT fanzine, which should roll out with a brand spanking new issue this year if all goes to plan....BWAHAAHHAHAHA!

To get your blood warmed up here is my favorite short little Skywald tale for your pleasure: